This reminds me that I still need to find some sponsorers for my revolution.
(Source: jinur, via onesquarekat)
Pretzels. Apparently the perfect fuel for running from pedophiles.
How to drive your OCD wife crazy, round 2.
(via procrastinateine)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
“You’re a ghost driving a meat coated skeleton made from stardust, what do you have to be scared of?” — ~ Porkbeard (via criminalwisdom)
(via ho-ho-my-lad)
realizing we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing
(Source: onefitmodel, via lifeisabsurd)
